Paul's workplace has been invaded by geese. Nothing can be done to remove the feathered menaces because they're protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act. Just in case anyone out there needs to know, here are the tips they gave him should he be confronted by an aggressive goose.
1. Maintain direct eye contact with the animal and face toward it.
2. If the goose acts aggressively, calmly and slowly back away.
3. Maintain a neutral demeanor, do not act hostile or show fear.
4. Never turn your back on an aggressive goose.
5. If a goose flies toward your face duck and move at a right angle to the direction of flight while maintaining your front toward the goose.
It made me laugh, which was a bit of a feat considering how I was feeling for most of today. Eli Stone was on tonight, that helped too.
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