Mayham! Mishap! And general fucking incompetence!

So, first, the people in the registrar's office lose my graduation application. I handed it in early. And so, in reward for me being on the ball, they misplace my paperwork. Then, separately, they lose my substitution forms. Which I also filled out early, being very studious about getting all of the right signatures and placing the papers into the right people's very FUCKING HANDS. Somehow, these things are missing. I am pretty unhappy about it. But, luckily, not trusting in their competence, I have been checking on them, and hopefully if I keep nagging they will let me graduate. That's the hope anyway. Though for a few minutes, when I was in there a bit ago, I thought that they might have lost my ENTIRE FILE. Yet, strangely, they always know if I owe them money. Of course, they don't send out bills anymore. So I don't know when I owe them money. AAAIIIRRRGGGHHH!!!